Yo! *point! SHINE* I, a starving artist, needs money... and doesn't know what to draw anymore... so I want YOU! Yes you! To throw money at me for FAAAAAABULOUS art! I can do it, yo! Just hit me with an idea, I'll build you an art preview, you hit ME with MONEY and BLAM! One satisfied customer has his or HER lovely art!
Can't even imagine why you havn't commissioned something, can you? Neither can I! What AAAARE you waiting for!?
No, seriously. Tell me, and I'll fix it. FOR YOU!
CALL NOW!